"What kind of poisons are these?" Asked Mr. Eanor.
"The're the kind with the impossible dream--
...and the kids in the back room are charging exorbitant fees."
-Les Claypool and his flying frog brigade
I can say with utmost certainty, "Not my finest hour." Things like this will
eventually happen to all of us and for many, already have. I failed miserably only days ago.
I failed miserably in my commitment to work. I chose not to give it my all and instead took the easy way out.
How many failed attempts does any athlete deserve?
-If Oregon was Iowa and corn was cow...
"I got me an Iowan gal
You should see my Iowan Gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
You may try to win her, but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
She's pretty as a picture, happy as a clown
, benjamin tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
Well you should see my Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
She's got a round bottom i like to spank, she quilt me up in kashmir blankets, pretty as a picture, happy as a clown
, benjamin tell me how lucky i am, you may try to win her but you never will pal, my purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
Well you should see my Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
She's the sweetest thing in this side of Des Moines, she cooks up a mighty fine pork loin. So hop a airplane, catch a train pal, get you-self a cornfed Iowan gal.
You should see my Iowan gal."
...This would be an awesome song to dedicate to Molly at our year 3 anniversary.
Learn to write on this forking note pad. How to avoid the use of stronger than pg-13 language and remember to make jokes of the purest and illest content.
To answer the earlier question of how many. The answer is
simple.
As many as you need to get it right. Get up and keep going. Its a long way to the finish line, and you may not have all day.
Learn to make letters and words shape up and take action.
